Rising box-office star Chris Pratt and pop music princess Ariana Grande will kick off the 40th season of “Saturday Night Live” as host and musical guest on Sept. 27.

Pratt earned his comedic chops as a regular on NBC’s “Parks and Recreation,” and also starred in the summer smash “Guardians of the Galaxy.” His other recent film credits include “The Lego Movie,” “Her” and “Zero Dark Thirty,” and he stars in next year’s “Jurassic World.” 

I’m going to be on the advertisements for Food and Wine and the photoshoot for it is at 6am.

I gotta be there at 5, though, because I gotta set up the marketplaces they’re going to so they’re “show ready”

I’m going to have to wake up at 3:30.

I’m currently in the weird situation where I *should* go to bed unbelievably early, but I probably won’t and end up running on pure adrenaline tomorrow: the opening of the festival.

This is going to go so well.

All the freaking costumes I’ve seen people wear for the Halloween parties are flawless and I literally have no problem with spending days at MK when it’s a party night. Sure, I’m being kicked out at 7pm. But I am about to see some GREAT things the hours before.





so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles



Looks like I’m gonna be an opening GT the entire time at Food and Wine.

This means I would get off before 5 every day.

When I tell people this they’re all “oh thats nice, you get nights off!” as if to say that I have an actual life to use these nights off on.

I’m in a weird mood. Happy and excited for Food and Wine, but then I’m also just over some people and their attitudes about me or life in general.

I also can’t draw right now because I SEE what I want to do in my head but the long process of putting it on paper pisses me off.


date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

…We proved them wrong.


Saw a mother and daughter pairing during Disney Dapper Day, they were so adorable! ☺️


Saw a mother and daughter pairing during Disney Dapper Day, they were so adorable! ☺️